Internet Celebrity by Beefy
Internet Celebrity lyrics
I want fame and fortune. That�s not hard to believe.
And Internet cred isn�t hard to achieve.
Cause in the real world my music's just one big joke.
But in cyber space I�m so hot that I make smoke.
Truth is, I�m just a small fish
In this big ass lake that�s owned by mc chris.
I�m gonna do my best to stay out of his shadow.
I don�t freestyle, I use Gameboys when I battle.
Sitting all alone in my room writing raps
When all I wanna do is be like the Brothers Chapp.
Making hella bank off of t-shirt sales.
Plus I�d be attracting all of the females.
Cause ladies dig guys who get lots of respect.
Just ask Jeph who makes Questionable Content.
I just want someone to make a ringtone of this song.
And tell their friends that they�ve been down with Beefy all along.
I wanna be. I wanna be. I wanna be�
An Internet Celebrity.
I only have a fourth of the talent of Frontalot,
Cause without a funny voice I�ll never make it to the top.
I wanna see my reviews all over Aint-It-Cool-News
And have a million reads on my blog sharing my views.
Want more downloads than bootleg Daily Shows.
I'd rather get a million hits than a stable full of hoes.
Wanna be a cast member on TechTV,
Making out with Morgan Webb, all week at E3.
Over a thousand people downloaded my first EP
Figured there be more since I gave it away for free.
How can I gain fame when I can�t draw?
Photoshop freaks me out. Can�t draw a chick at all.
Guess I�ll have to hold a rabbit for ransom (Save Toby)
Or be the next Star Wars kid, only fatter and handsome.
My flash animations aren�t cutting the slack.
So that�s why I make these crappy, poorly written, nerdy raps.
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